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"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important."

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Gary Provost (via tuongexists)

Holy crap, what just happened there… (via cyrusgabriel)

Words, man. Words.

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thatredhead88:

fionajudelangdon2573:

hanjizoooe:

myrtle-snows-melon-baller:

witch—please:

American horror story season 1: who is junglejim4322
American horror story season 2: who is bloodyface
American horror story season 3: who is the next supreme
American horror story season 4: where are zachary quinto and lily rabe

Season five where is Jessica Lange?

That’s just cruel.

Too soon


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Disney Princesses As Heroines From Other Shows/Movies!

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What if they did movie crossovers using disney princesses? Snow White as Wonderwoman? Pocahontas as Katniss? 

Which one do you think is the best?

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Ariel as Black Widow, for fucking sure.

I second that motion, although, Belle as Hermoine isn’t that bad either!

Holy fuck this is incredible please make this a thing

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLACK WIDOW BUFFY AND HERMIONE IN ONE THING DEAD

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She loves nature WAY too much to not be a stoner.

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Pretty fucking awesome.

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MULAN AS XENA, FUCK YEAH

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Omfg

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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what the fuck is this

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